ManHands Soap Makes You Smell Like Bacon, Beer, Buttered Popcorn

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Yes, we’ve always wanted our men to smell like a food vendor at a baseball game.

By Jessica Chou, TheDailyMeal.com Editor

Let’s be clear here: There is nothing wrong with a man getting some vanilla-scented soap, or even better, soap that smells like jasmine green tea. But naturally, novelty shop Gadgets and Gear is now selling a line of ManHands, manly scented soaps.

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Some of these supposedly male-oriented fragrances? Bacon soap, buttered popcorn, red wine, margarita, and brewed coffee. And it makes sense: There is a bacon fragrance, after all, and brewed coffee is one of the best smells in the morning.

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Other choices are less stellar: Beer (you’ll smell like every hangover, ever), red wine (same logic), and cash. “There is no smell a young female will be more attracted to, trust us,” the producers say of the cash scent (we disagree; nowadays, it’s plastic. Get with the program, bros).

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Luckily, there are also some gender-neutral scents, like the aforementioned brewed coffee as well as a margarita scent. Of course men can enjoy margaritas, and the scent itself is wonderfully citrus-y, we imagine. Just stay away from the marijuana scent, unless you’re in Colorado.

The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

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