Donald Trump Explains His Hair

Donald Trump's hair, in all its glory.

In an interview with Rolling Stone, the Donald finally explains how he gets his hair to look like that.

While the ever-boastful (“I have the best-selling cuff links at Macy’s!”) Trump continues his will-he-or-won’t he presidential bid dance, he does open up in great detail on his is-it-real-or-is-it-dead mane:

“OK, what I do is, wash it with Head and Shoulders. I don’t dry it, though. I let it dry by itself. It takes about an hour. Then I read papers and things.”

The reporter, it seems, regretfully does not follow up with “I never knew you had dandruff!”

Back to the hair:

“I then comb my hair. Yes, I do use a comb.” He pauses, frowning, casting his mind back to capture the details of the event. “Do I comb it forward? No, I don’t comb it forward.” He pushes the leading edge of the flying wing of his hair back, to show where the hairline is. “I actually don’t have a bad hairline. When you think about it, it’s not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it’s not really a comb-over. It’s sort of a little bit forward and back. I’ve combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.”

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