Letterman is Back, Looks Like a Hermit, and Talks About Transparent Sluts

Ellen Page

Last night, Ellen Page was on the Late Show with David Letterman, where she talked about haunted whorehouses, leather, transparent sluts and, oh yeah, her very own first place in the city. And also Letterman looked like a 150 year old phantom mountain man, with his grisly white beard (what the hell has he been doing during his break?!). Here’s some gems that you missed during the show [Jezebel]:

“A 130 years old and haunted. I find very whorish materials that I own go missing” Ellen Page

“The whores like makeup” Letterman

“I mean, if they’ve been dead for a while, they probably wanna look pretty [freshen up]” Ellen Page

“They’re pretty cool, I mean the microwave goes on, its probably like magic to them” Ellen Page.

Holy crap I miss American late night TV.

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