Why are you so obsessed with these vapid horse faces? (Watch sexy clips from The Real Housewives of Orange County by clicking here.) They all have those same weird plastic surgery equine noses and denturiffic teeth. The only appeal I can imagine is the sympathy inspired by aging beauty. Many of these women have grown children and are doing whatever to they can to stay fresh as a Summer’s Eve as they creep toward the autumn of their lives. I talked with Bravo Senior VP Andy Cohen last week and he said many questions would be answered on the January 29th Real Housewives reunion show: Jeana’s potential plastic surgery, Vicki and Jeana’s ongoing hostility, Quinn becoming the gated residential cougar and the status of many Coto mysteries and loose ends. What Andy could tell me was Vicki’s Alta Mira house has not yet sold, and it’s been on the market for months! I’ll keep my eye on the aging ponies to see if I can get sucked in by the magic so many of you are enamored with.