Either Kathy Griffin read my most recent, or she and I were thinking the same thing about her new unveiling in Las Vegas. “My Madame Tussauds wax figure and me. Can u tell which is which?? Me either.” Actually Kathy, now that I’m looking at them, I CAN tell which is you. You’re on the right…wait…no…that’s you on the left! Right?
Getting an early jump on the holiday weekend, Al Roker broke the news about his impending social networking silence, “I am on vacation. And as such, I have promised my family to limit iPhoning, Blackberrying and Twittering.” What about faxing us an update? Please! I don’t want to have track you down and look back on this weekend as the sequel to What About Bob?
Celebrating her 8 year anniversary this holiday weekend of driving into and backing up over 16 people (everyone survived) in the Hamptons, ex-publicist to Britney Spears and Jay-Z, Lizzie Grubman is returning to the scene of her crime, “getting ready to speand a wonderful weekend in the hamptons with my boys!” Let’s pray your boys are old enough to drive.
Look no further than Twitter if you want to keep up with Kourtney Kardashian. “NO I don’t have facebook!!! All facebooks of me are FAKE!!!!!” Bummer. That means I’m probably friends with a dude posing as you. Kourtney also took us for a look behind closed doors with this tweet to baby sis Khloe, “You know I love to suck ur toes, especialyy the middle ones! Now ur talking.” No, now YOU’RE talking. Twit-pic request please…
And since its July 4th weekend, Kirstie Alley has a question for us regarding our independence. “CAN YOU IMAGINE no freedom of SPEECH? no twitter, my space, face book, ass book etc.” Kirstie, what’s your screen name on ass book? I’d like to open a dialog.
Let the tweets begin! Have a great t’weekend and a safe holiday t’weeps!
Eddie Izzard @6:23AM 7/3/09: I would like to wish good luck to Andy Murray today in the semi finals. But I don’t think he needs it. He just needs to keep on fighting” Chris Cuomo @6:30AM 7/3/09: Wimbledon is fun to watch. federer and haas in a great match. really funny point with haas waving hands in front fed to win point!” Ann Curry @ 6:25 AM 7/3/09: Iranian cleric says some detained Iranian staffers of British Embassy will be put on trial.” Miley Cyrus @9:50AM 7/3/09: i know im not the brightest bulb (thomas edison) in the tanning bed” Arnold Schwarzenegger @12:57PM 7/2/09: Instead of working on budget, the Legislature is about to debate whether cows can keep their tails while we’re in a fiscal crisis.” Yoko Ono @12:27PM 7/3/09: My work is only like an elephant’s tail.” Kevin Spacey @6:33AM 7/3/09: Near end of 1st wk. Hotter than hell. Heather Graham is fun. Lots work done but looking forward to weekend.” Courtney Love @4:25AM 7/3/09: i feel weak skinny, Biafrian, not cool, the guy across the street who has been staring at me doesnt help. hey there!” Perez Hilton @8:27AM 7/3/09: Courtney, Being healthy and not doing certain things will help you gain wait. I hope you don’t end up like MJ.” Fran Drescher @4:23AM 7/3/09: 4 22 in the freakin morning & i’m wide awake. So much 4 falling asleep @ 10.” Kelly Osbourne @7:47AM 7/3/09: so stressed out my book is going to print on monday so im making all the final changes today and tomorrow!”
Your book? Honestly, I like you and the whole Osbourne clan a lot, but what more can you possibly tell us that we haven’t already read or seen on television?
What do I give a Twit about? A weekend of Guilty Pleasures – a special collection of shows that are darn good fun, which is what summer is all about.