‘Jersey Shore’ Sneak Peek in Quotes: ‘Obama Put a 10% Tax on Tanning’

The ladies of Jersey Shore (Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

The ladies of Jersey Shore (Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

What a tease! We were hoping MTV would be hitting us up with a ten-minute montage of ‘Jersey Shore‘ Season 2 highlights during Sunday’s Movie Awards, but instead, we just get an intro of their road-trip escape from the East Coast’s Snowmageddon down to the warm, sultry Drrrty South.

But it’s all good. What makes ‘Jersey Shore’ delish isn’t just the arrests, bar fights, hook ups, hair products, and orange tanning sprays, but rather, the priceless verbage that leaps out of these proud guido and guidettes’ mouths.

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Here are some quotables from the sneak peek that’ll keep you interested until the mayhem hits South Beach:

[on Snowmaggedon] “I can’t stand this weather–you can’t get tan in this weather, you can’t creep in this weather–you can’t do anything. Girls don’t come out in this weather–they stay in the house.” -Pauly D

“I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning–but I feel like he did that intentionally for us. McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning–because he’s pale and he’d probably want to be tan.” -Snooki

“You know me and Pauly could be like brothers from another mother possibly–because we’re just so tight like that.” -The Situation

“Me and Emilio have been together for like 2 1/2 months. I really don’t want to cheat–like, seriously–I don’t want to. But you know, if you like hand me a bottle of SoCo, something just comes over me. I just go crazy.” -Snooki

“I want to get with a lot of pretty girls–quality girls. My uncles want me to come here and bang everyone, but I want better quality girls.” -Vinny

[mocking Angelina] ” ‘I’m the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island.’ With what a$$? Pancake a$$!” -JWoww

“I had fried pickles for the first time ever. It’s like a sliced pickle, and it was fried. It was crunchy but juicy. Eating fried pickles was a life-changing experience.” -Snooki

So what did you guys think about the sneak peek? Did Snooki sell out on the red carpet when she appeared sans the Bumpit? Was it enough to get you to want to tune in to season two?

Watch the cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ on ‘The Tonight Show’:

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