‘Bachelorette’s Roberto vs. Chris L: Who Should Ali Choose?

Roberto Martinez and Chris Lambton on 'The Bachelorette.' (Photo: ABC)

Roberto Martinez and Chris Lambton on 'The Bachelorette.' (Photo: ABC)

Dum da da dum dum! The time has come, ‘Bachelorette’ fans. As Ali Fedotowsky’s season is coming down to the Final Rose, we thought it best to take a closer look at the two men she’s losing sleep over: Roberto Martinez and Chris Lambton!

Which guy deserves to slip that ABC-sponsored ring on her? We’ve put together a list of the pros and cons of each bachelor. Here’s what we came up with:

Oooh, Roberto!
PROS
– He’s a hottie patottie and still manages to be a perfect gentleman.
– He had instant chemistry with Ali.
– He’s a romantic.
– His voice is like warm milk on a cold day.
– He looks really smokin’ in a baseball uniform.
– He’s challenging (b/c he’s the whole package), and what ambitious gal doesn’t want a challenge?
– He’s got a dimpled chin you can get buried in.
– He’s got a loving, supportive fam.

CONS
– He’s too nice and perfect (is he hiding something?)
– He sweats profusely.
– He’s got a dimpled chin you can get buried in.
– He’s arguably too perfect for Ali to handle.

Watch Ali & Roberto’s one-on-one date:

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Chris L.
PROS
– He’s a Mass. native like Ali.
– He’s a romantic.
– He has matching recessive genes like Ali, so if she wanted to have yellow-haired babies, he’d be the one to reproduce with.
– He’s older and could bring a level of maturity and wisdom to the relationship.
– He has a really cute black lab.
– He’s got a loving, super protective fam.

CONS
– His devotion for his family and need to talk about them 24-7 can get in the way of forming an independent bond with Ali.
– He nervously fidgets.
– He seems inclined to live near his family in Cape Cod, which might not jibe with the cosmopolitan girl.
– He might be more friendship material than lover material.
– He dresses all of his outfits down by wearing Nikes no matter what the occasion.
– His propensity to rub his hands together and stare crazily into Ali’s eyes sometimes makes us fearful that he wants to eat her like a Happy Meal.
– His fall-at-the-knees emotions for Ali might not challenge her enough to keep the sparks flying.

Watch Ali & Chris’ one-on-one date:

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Prediction: You can’t deny instant chemistry, folks. Regardless if she stays with him in the end, we think Ali’s choice is a no-brainer: The winner is Oooh, Roberto!

Check out a Sneak Peek From the Finale:

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What do you think? Want to add to our list? For those of you on Team Chris, we’d like to hear your thoughts most indubitably!

The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

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