Kris Jenner Says Kardashians Work 25-Hour Days

Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian (Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian (Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

Kris Jenner, Momager of the Kardashian Clan, sets the record straight in the upcoming May issue of Redbook that her famous-for-being-famous daughters are hard workers and full of skillz.

“It’s annoying when I hear, ‘What do your girls do?'” Kris admits. “Well, first of all, all of my daughters have jobs. They are fashion stylists and designers; they own a chain of stores. They had the stores before they had the show. And my kids worked from the time they were 13 years old. So to me, that’s a huge misconception—that the girls don’t work. They work 25 hours a day,” she says.

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Twenty-five hours a day?! Whoa there—that’s intense money-making schtuff, especially for Armenian princesses. We wondered what middle-child Kim Kardashian’s schedule would look like.

Here’s our completely hypothetical break down of how she helps her fam rake in $65 mil:

10am – 1pm: Wake up, order room service, allow E!’s camera crew to continue filming for “Kourtney and Kim Take New York” ($5,000). Cha ching!

1pm – 3pm: Get hair and make-up done to do a 15-second commercial, prancing around in your bra and wearing Sketcher’s Shape-Ups. ($250,000).

3pm – 4pm: Have a late lunch with celeb friends at a chic eatery. Tweet the restaurant’s name and charge them extra for not giving you a cute waiter. ($25,000).

4pm – 8pm: Do a Carl’s Jr. commercial, which consists of eating a Cranberry Apple Walnut Grilled Chicken Salad and lying in a bathtub. ($100,000).

8pm – 9pm: Make an appearance at a Silly Bandz event to celebrate the Kardashian Glam Pack of bracelets ($10,000) while sucking on one of Sugar Factory’s Signature Couture Lollipops ($1,000). BAM! Simultaneous endorsements!

9pm – 10pm: Pop a QuickTrim pill in public, while eating a late dinner. ($10,000).

10pm – 12am: Go to a club with Kanye West and spread rumors in order to get another magazine cover in Life & Style ($20,000).

12am – 10am: Dream of how much bank you’re making while getting your beauty sleep and resting your famous behind. ($$$$).

And that magical 25th hour?
Joyfully screaming your head off from the top of your expensive penthouse for fooling the world! (Priceless.)

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