Now that the cast members of the “Jersey Shore” have nabbed their insanely lucrative contracts for Season 4, the next hurdle they’ll have to face is figuring out how to do what they do best—(gym, tan, laundry, clubbing, drinking, smushing, puking, and repeat)—without getting kicked out of Italy.
According to the New York Post, the mayor of Florence, Matteo Renzi, has written out a list of rules that the gang must obey in order to stay in the city.
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Here’s the list, which has been published in the Italian paper Corriere Della Sera:
– The cast will not be filmed in bars and clubs that serve alcohol.
– The cast will not be filmed drinking in public.
– The show will not be filmed to promote Florence as a drinking town.
– The show should be filmed in a manner to promote Italy (not Americans visiting Italy) and feature its culture and good food.
Translation: You are all uncultured unrecognizable mutations of Italian culture. The only place where you can carry on your hedonistic alcoholic pleasures is in a dark basement where no one can see or hear you! Basta!
Along with these restrictions, the mayor has also banished MTV from filming in the historic district, although he admits he can’t refuse cameras “from using the city [Florence] as a set.”
These latest rules to keep Snooki & Crew at pouf’s length are just one of many angry sentiments that have been shared by the Motherland in recent months.
Looks like Season 4 is gonna have an overlaying mystery and suspense element to it. Think: Undercover Guidos!