Earth-shattering breaking news: Kim Kardashian is attempting to be private.
As much as you guys were jonesing for a two-part Kardashian divorce confessional, the Armenian princess has given the hand to E!, saying she will not discuss or allow cameras to shoot her admiring her expensive wedding gifts fighting or crying with soon-to-be ex Kris Humphries or any other semblance of real emotions because, hey, this is a reality show after all, people.
According to TMZ, Kim has decided she’ll hold off shooting “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” until the beginning of next year and will only superficially acknowledge the dissolution of her 72-day marriage.
Considering she’s been “The Butt” of late-night jokes, is being accused of cashing in on a fake marriage by the ‘bloids, and has gotten majorly riffed on by SNL this past Saturday, it looks like the 31-year-old is getting the “reality check” of her life. And for once, it isn’t the kind she can spend.
See How SNL Spoofed Kim’s Divorce Below:
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