Last night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” was an homage to Botox and dead people, and we’re not sure which one was more horrific to watch.
Adrienne’s plastic surgeon hubby Paul threw a syringe-filled beauty night for the ladies, while a few days later, Kyle decided she wanted to high-five Rosemary’s Baby via a seance soiree at her house.
Unfortunately, tension built up at both events, and thanks to Lisa and Kim’s separate antics, Taylor and Kyle ended up carrying the burden.
Check out how getting juiced up and hanging with ghosties didn’t end up being so much fun after all:
Needing a few guinea pigs to test out his new anti-aging toys, Paul invites all the ladies to get their faces and lips blown-up like puffer fish.
As they get poked, prodded, zapped, and juiced, Lisa sits with Kyle on the couch and tells her that Russell had randomly emailed her about how happy-slappy he and Tay-Tay are and that his business is doing amazeballs. Claiming she’s utterly confused as to why he’d feel compelled to tell her that, the Brit searches Kyle’s forehead wrinkles for answers but finds they’ve already been filled.
After Paul fills Taylor’s face up like a water balloon, the blond tries to make a graceful and quick exit, fearful that her newly voluminous cheeks and lips will tip her body over. But Lisa stops her in her tracks, asking why Russell had polluted her inbox. Taylor tells her she has no time to discuss and zips out the door as excess filler explodes from her face.
Stumbling into the room, Kim shows up half incoherent and talks about how busy she’s been preparing to move to a secret place that she refuses to tell anyone about. Kyle asks her if she’ll be at her seance soiree, but the ever-evasive elder blurts out “it’s against my religion” to mingle with corpses, even though she regularly sees the psychic who’ll be hosting it.
Watch Kyle Confront Kim About The Seance:
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Before Paul transforms Kim’s mini lips into poochy lusciousness, he asks her what medications she’s on. She names three, and that’s when he realizes she may not have an early onset of Alzhemier’s after all! It’s the intermingling of these drugs that’s causing her to act like a drunken brain-damaged putty tat!
As Kyle prepares for her seance, Taylor arrives early with a bit of disturbing news: Apparently, Lisa’s been telling people around town that Taylor has no friends. To encourage Tay to confront Lisa once and for all, Kyle tells her to be as firm as her lip implant and grow a pair.
After Mauricio finishes laughing his heiny off in the backroom, he puts on his serious face and asks Rebecca, the clairvoyant, if her ghost-o-meter is picking up anything. She says indeed there is a huge reading of ghosts chilling out in the dining room!
When all the ladies arrive—including Faye Resnick, who apparently dressed up for the Golden Globes—and Brandi, who came in her Easter best, Rebecca decides to get the show on the road.
Among the highlights, she tells Brandi to expect a baby girl in the near future, tells Taylor that Russell has darkness she needs to get away from, tells Kyle she was Kim’s mom in a past life, and tells Camille that her future man has a big banana that swings the right way!
The next day, Kyle shows up at Kim’s house, and that’s when the latter decides to tell her younger sister that she’s been seeing a grey-haired hobbit for the past year and is moving in with him. Feeling betrayed, Kyle begins to cry, secretly feeling that Kim is acting out of desperation.
“I haven’t really done anything that I wanted to do,” Kim says. “For once in my life, I just want to do something that I want to do. Please give him a chance.”
Watch Kim Reveal Her Secret To Kyle:
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