In what is becoming the signature segment on “Watch What Happens Live,” Andy Cohen had Joan Rivers play “Plead the Fifth,” and in the span of just under 90 seconds, we found out the following things:
— She likes Giuliana Rancic‘s style over that of their “Fashion Police” co-host Kelly Osbourne, but mainly because Kelly’s young, “so she looks good in everything.”
— Dane Cook has never made her laugh. In fact, she thinks so little of the comic that she called him “Dane Clark.”
— Finally, after the back and forth she and fellow E! star Chelsea Handler have engaged in over the last few weeks — aided by Howard Stern — Rivers told Cohen that the network has asked the two spitfire comedians to refrain from making comments about one another. Wonder who this edict was issued to protect?
Anyway, here’s what happened between Joan and Chelsea on consecutive days of the Stern show: