Last night’s “Real Housewives of Atlanta” Reunion Part 1 was the NeNe Leakes Show, and the highlights included her myriad facial expressions that involved lots of nonchalant sleepy and cross-eyed expressions that communicated she’d rather be practicing her lines for “Glee.” Oh, and if you didn’t get the memo: She’s rich, b*tch.
Aside from Sheree Whitfield and Phaedra Park‘s disagreement on the latter’s litigating abilities during Sheree’s child support drama with her ex, the storm of arguments centered around NeNe, who was ready to preach and shout that she was The Infallible Untouchable Queen…and that she was rich, b*tch.
Her first kerfuffle was with castmate Kandi Burruss, whose successful sex toy line, Bedroom Kandi, apparently gave her secret place the heebie jeebies during the season. NeNe made it a point to tell host-a-licious Andy Cohen that chatting about “ding-a-lings” and “va-jay-jays” was not her thing.
“Growth is a great thing,” she said, insinuating she thinks vibrators and dildos are for salacious losahs. Of course, Kandi was not gonna let that pass and told Queen Loudmouth that she better check herself, considering she stripped in her 20s.
“I don’t want a dildo up my a** today!” NeNe screamed in response. (Andy was amused to say the least.)
Watch NeNe Air Her Grievances Below (Warning, NSFW Language):
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But there was a peaceful interlude that lasted…oh, 15 seconds, thanks to Kim Zolciak‘s announcement that she’s four months preggars. Instead of exclaiming that her bionic uterus could be used as a hammock, Andy simply replied, “Wow. You’re very fertile.”
However, NeNe got back into the ring when her vicious tweets about Sheree and Kim’s real estate ventures were brought up, which of course, she was absolutely unapologetic for. She called Chateau Sheree (Sheree’s dream home in-the-making) Neverland, since construction on it momentarily stopped. At that, Sheree proceeded to play dirty, attacking NeNe’s veneers as “dog teeth” and mentioning that her 22-year-old son Bryce had reportedly stolen from Walmart.
This made NeNe flip out like she was having hot flashes, and she quickly gave Sheree a series of Bill-Cosby-In-Da-Puddin(!) frowny faces, as well as “the hand” as a warning she was about to get even more angry.
As for her tweet diss on Kim, apparently NeNe informed her followers that the ever-fertile blond was renting her dream home. After flapping her arms like an albatross in incredulity, Kim pointed out that she and hubby Kroy were being wise with their investments and are now closing on their home. Then, in Kim-like fashion, she ended their screaming match by rolling her eyes and telling NeNe to shut her choppers.
But Kim found a way of indirectly jabbing at her one more time before the night ended. Knowing that her giant enemy has such pride in thinking she’s so rich, Kim stuck it to her by saying that Miss Kandi is obviously the richest out of all of them and is classy enough not to brag about it.
“She’s the real rich b*tch,” Kim laughed as Kandi smirked and NeNe huffed.
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