Friends don’t surprise friends in the shower.
Sandra Bullock made an unexpected cameo during Monday night’s episode of “Chelsea Lately.” The Oscar-winner appeared completely nude in a pre-taped sketch where she confronted an equally naked Chelsea Handler in the staff bathroom.
“Hi, Sandra,” a stunned Handler said.
“Sandy,” Bullock corrected.
“Hi, Sandy,” Handler replied.
“For friends and industry insiders it’s Sandy,” Bullock said. “You might just want to call me Sandra.”
“Well, you just told me to call you Sandy, so. . .” Handler replied.
“Don’t worry about what I just said, okay? What you need to worry about is pulling your sh-t together with this fancy new stage that you have which I think is a sham,” Bullock said, referencing the brand new studio Handler debuted on Monday’s show.
“First of all, stop calling yourself the white Oprah,” Sandra continued.
“I never called myself the white Oprah. I was misquoted in Serbian Vogue,” Handler replied.
“You have a responsibility to be a respectable talk show host,” a disapproving Bullock said. “You have a responsibility to be a role model — a role model to young girls and gay and questioning youth,” she continued.
“And you need to lay off the booze!”
After calling the late night host a “huge disappointment,” Bullock slapped Handler in the face several times. When Handler asked why Bullock was hitting her, Bullock replied, “Because I think you could be something really big and inspirational to all women. To all women,” she said, motioning to Handler’s curves. “Oprah thinks you’re the real deal.”
“She does?” Handler questioned.
“No, she actually has no idea who you are,” Bullock answered, abruptly leaving the shower.
During a later interview with guest Jennifer Aniston, Handler said she was one “the only one who was really naked” during the sketch, admitting she was clueless about the use of pasties or any other kind of cover-up. Take a look below: