Happy Valentine’s Day: Christoph Waltz Offers Tips on the ‘Art of Seduction’

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Django Unchained” star Christoph Waltz took on an uncharacteristically non-violent role in a special Valentine’s Day sketch on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” Wednesday night.

The instructional video, called “The Art of Seduction,” featured a sweaty Waltz offering love advice to failed lotharios, if only they follow three easy steps. Step One: The Personal Touch, which requires utilizing the power of armpit pheromones to attract a mate. Step Two: The Subtle Touch, in which you lure in a lady by putting your finger on her nose. Step Three: The Final Touch, wherein you double check that a female isn’t actually a man in disguise.

And if all that fails, there’s always the 30-DVD, nine-book course, which comes with a complimentary bottle of the Oscar winner’s own pit sweat, for a measly €69, or $91.95.

Waltz will demonstrate his comedic prowess again as host of “SNL” this weekend.

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