“You’re a lying, cheating, deceitful pig!” a lady with bulimic cheeks screamed at one of the guys on Monday night’s “Bachelorette”—and it wasn’t Des! In an attempt to keep the […]
Editor Archive: Eudie Pak
Sure, you can expect there to be more heightened levels of: screaming, cursing, “Hekyll and Jyde”-“youse”-and-“ingredientses” Giudician verbal gems, as well as meatball-on-meatball dwarf attacks from the Joes. But every freakin’ season it gets more elevated!
Monday night’s “Bachelorette” season premiere, starring Desiree Hartsock as Katie Holmes, ignited with spectacular fireworks! There was magic (literally)! A knight in shining armor (literally)! An exhibitionist (literally)! And major […]
The reprieve is over: Are you ready for makeout sessions, tears of joy and rage, apes grunting, exotic locales, hideous bouffants, fantasy suites, and a possible Neil Lane ring on it (with a potential contractual spot on “Dancing With the Stars”)? Are you ready for Suri Cruise to have a responsible, loving stepfather?
With all of the red roses and dim red lighting, Tamra was going for elegance at the christening of her soon-to-be opened gym on Monday night’s episode of “The Real Housewives of Orange County.” But by the end of the event, all of the red just reminded us of hell.
Sunday night’s “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” Reunion Part Tres ended with a bang, including some scandalous accusations and some Kenya “Gone With the Wind” twirls. The ladies and their men didn’t hold anything back, although Kordell and Walter were a conspicuous no show.
Part deux of the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” turned out to be Phaedra, NeNe, and Kim’s show, while Kandi opted for a permanent eyebrow raise, Cynthia (and her breasts) posed […]
It was ‘Gone With the Wind Fab-uh-lus!’ on Sunday night’s “Real Housewives of Atlanta” Reunion Part 1. And the main star was? Well, Kenya Moore, of course…unless, you count her […]
“The Real Housewives of Orange County’s” Monday night premiere brought on celebrations of chin-implant proportions! Yes, among the daily face reconstructions of Tamra Barney, Heather Dubrow, Vicki Gunvalson, Gretchen Rossi, […]
It was seriously one of the happiest endings in “Bachelor” HIStory! With his chesticles about to burst from an uncontrollable love, Sean Lowe announced his decision to the world: “I […]