Eudie Pak

Sean Lowe and AshLee on "The Bachelor: The Women Tell All" Special (ABC)

‘Bachelor: Women Tell All’: Did Sean Mislead AshLee in the Fantasy Suite?

Monday night’s “The Bachelor Women Tell All” was in fine form with a crowd full of cult-like unison screaming, bewitching black manicures, and even a spotting of the twins from “The Shining”! Instead of being exposed to Chris Harrison’s horrendous pronunciation of “finale,” we were given the alternative cheeseballer new vocabulary term “Bachelor Nation” to […]

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Sean Lowe on "The Bachelor" (ABC)

‘Bachelor’: Sean Lowe’s Rejected Bachelorette Seethes in Anger

Sean embarks on an international journey of Pad Thai proportions! Monday night’s “Bachelor” brings us to southern Thailand, where the bumpy islands equate to the bumpity-bump-bump overnight dates and the two massive bumps on AshLee’s chest! Watch Full Episodes of “The Bachelor” on XfinityTV.com and with XFINITY ON DEMAND Unfortunately, with Lindsay, AshLee, and Catherine […]

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Sean Lowe on "The Bachelor" (ABC)

‘Bachelor’: Sean’s Tell All Reveals Why He Let Go of Fan Favorites

The Twitter overlays throughout the “Bachelor’s Sean-Tells-All” edition would’ve been a lot more entertaining had they existed when we saw closing footage of Sean and his juicy chesticles showering amid soft erotic music. Thanks, ABC! But I guess we’ll just have to imagine the ballsy brain farts that Cougar Luanne or Granny Ethel would’ve produced […]

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Sean Lowe on "The Bachelor" (ABC)

‘Bachelor’: Sean Lowe Gets Trashed By a Contestant’s Brother

You know it’s that time again: Welcome back, Fockerville! Monday night’s “Bachelor” brought all of Sean’s potential in-laws onto the small screen as he traveled all over the country for his hometown dates, and this time, ballbusting dissension was in the air! Half of the hometowns were predictable happy ending snooze fests, but things got […]

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"Beyonce: Life Is But a Dream" (Photo: HBO)

‘Beyoncé: Life Is But a Dream’ Doc Reveals Little But Entertains Plenty

In a span of a few weeks, Beyoncé Knowles has been inundating us with her Bey! Bey! Beyoncé-ness: from being GQ’s sexy February cover girl; causing an uproar of controversy as the “Star-Spangled Scammer” at President Obama’s inauguration; giving an explosive performance at this year’s Super Bowl, and just this Saturday night, debuting her HBO […]

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‘Bachelor’: Sean Lowe Sees One Girl Freeze, While He Suddenly Rejects Another

There were glacial waters, snowcapped mountains, and “hypothermia” on Tuesday’s special “Bachelor” addition when Sean-iqua took his sister wives to the amazeballs snow country of Oh, Canadaaa! And with nine women left, guess who needed an ambulance again? Think: Meatball of Fury (a.k.a. Tierra)…and this time, she wasn’t falling UP any steps. DVR the Next […]

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Tierra and Sean on "The Bachelor" (ABC)

‘Bachelor’: Sean Lowe Falls Under Tierra LiCausi’s Manipulative Spell

Wow. Monday night’s eppy of  “The Bachelor” was so unmemorable that I was about to slam my ring into my forehead so I could copy the Omen cult marking that Tierra has on her forehead. What a manipulative hamster from hell! Aside from her antics, which was an eye-rolling reminder of the Vienna Girardis and […]

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