ABC’s ‘Bachelor Pad’ Renewed for Second Season

Ready for another round of half-naked guys and gals making out, manipulating, strategizing, and humiliating themselves in sexually degrading challenges for cash? No, we’re not talking about a new season of HBO’s prostitution reality show, “Cathouse”—we’re talking about the return of ABC’s “Bachelor Pad!” EW has learned that the “Bachelor”/”Bachelorette” spin-off is coming back for […]

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‘Bachelorette’s Chris Lambton Has Fallen in Love with Ex-‘Bachelor’ Babe

It’s a miracle! A miracle! Although “Bachelorette” blond hunk Chris Lambton will forever be remembered for his obsession with his family and endless search for rainbows, we are proud to report that the uber-shy Massachusetts native has started a new chapter in his life—he’s in love with “The Bachelor” and “Bachelor Pad” contestant Peyton Wright! […]

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‘Bachelor Pad’ Exit Interview: Did Peyton And Jesse B Share A Love Connection?

It was the martini burp heard round the world that annihilated the romance between ‘Bachelor Pad’s Peyton Wright and Jesse Beck, but the gaseous upchuck didn’t stop the two from teaming up Monday night and making a-go for the $250K. Sadly, though, the Outsider couple wasn’t a match for the dominating power couples, and in […]

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‘Bachelor Pad’ Recap: Foolish Games

Last night’s mentally and emotionally handicapped episode of ‘Bachelor Pad‘ reveals the kind of mealy-mouthed amateurs we’re dealing with here. Where are the conniving strategic contestants from ‘Big Brother‘ or ‘Survivor‘ when you need ‘em?! If only the half-witted single ladies knew how to think with their steel cajones rather than their easily swayed Cinderella-ey […]

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‘Bachelor Pad’ Exit Interview: Krisily Says She’s All Class

When Krisily (Hear-Me-Roar!) Kennedy got ousted from the ‘Bachelor Pad,’ she left with some choice words for her housemates and a slightly bruised ego heart from her manly man crush on Dave Good. In a conference call with reporters, the outspoken 30-year-old revealed how she feels about Dave and his “not classy” comment about her, […]

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‘Bachelor Pad’ Recap: The Truth Hurts

Last night’s ‘Bachelor Pad’ was no fun and games as the house had to play The Truthiness Game and scar the fragile self-esteems of mostly the yellow-haired lasses! Some couples rose, while other love alliances fell apart, thanks to a little too much nose-picking and mixing of champagne and Grey Goose! Let us traipse through […]

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