After a whirlwind of breaking hearts and dismissing demonic eyebrows and faux hypothermic seizures, Sean Lowe is ready to NOT be a “Bachelor” anymore! His eight-week journey of kissing like a fifth grader and showing off his double D’s has now boiled down to him getting on one knee and proposing to The One, and […]
Monday night’s “The Bachelor Women Tell All” was in fine form with a crowd full of cult-like unison screaming, bewitching black manicures, and even a spotting of the twins from “The Shining”! Instead of being exposed to Chris Harrison’s horrendous pronunciation of “finale,” we were given the alternative cheeseballer new vocabulary term “Bachelor Nation” to […]
Sean embarks on an international journey of Pad Thai proportions! Monday night’s “Bachelor” brings us to southern Thailand, where the bumpy islands equate to the bumpity-bump-bump overnight dates and the two massive bumps on AshLee’s chest! Watch Full Episodes of “The Bachelor” on XfinityTV.com and with XFINITY ON DEMAND Unfortunately, with Lindsay, AshLee, and Catherine […]
The Twitter overlays throughout the “Bachelor’s Sean-Tells-All” edition would’ve been a lot more entertaining had they existed when we saw closing footage of Sean and his juicy chesticles showering amid soft erotic music. Thanks, ABC! But I guess we’ll just have to imagine the ballsy brain farts that Cougar Luanne or Granny Ethel would’ve produced […]
You know it’s that time again: Welcome back, Fockerville! Monday night’s “Bachelor” brought all of Sean’s potential in-laws onto the small screen as he traveled all over the country for his hometown dates, and this time, ballbusting dissension was in the air! Half of the hometowns were predictable happy ending snooze fests, but things got […]
Just booted “Bachelor” contestant Tierra LiCausi, who was dismissed in this week’s episode after a melodramatic meltdown, already appears to be over the (Sean) Lowe blow. In fact, Tierra the Terrible is reportedly engaged to another man, according to LiCausi’s brother anyway, who’s happy to tell Us Weekly all about it. Well, except revealing the […]
“Nobody will take my sparkle away!” whined Tierra on Monday night’s St. Croix edition of the “Bachelor.” Wahhh! But Sean had the last answer on that, stank you very much, and he didn’t have to raise an evil eyebrow to be sure of what he had to do! It was a crucial week for the […]
After 17 seasons on “The Bachelor” (plus eight seasons on “The Bachelorette” and three on “Bachelor Pad”), host Chris Harrison says one thing makes Sean Lowe stand out from the others — and it’s not his washboard abs.
Forget “journey.” This season’s new “Bachelor” buzzword is “amazing.” On Tuesday night’s episode of “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Kimmel brought the amazing phenomenon to light with a spectacular tally, revealing that the word has been uttered a staggering 58 times in the 4 weeks the show has been on the air.
There were glacial waters, snowcapped mountains, and “hypothermia” on Tuesday’s special “Bachelor” addition when Sean-iqua took his sister wives to the amazeballs snow country of Oh, Canadaaa! And with nine women left, guess who needed an ambulance again? Think: Meatball of Fury (a.k.a. Tierra)…and this time, she wasn’t falling UP any steps. DVR the Next […]