Desiree and Chris in "The Bachelorette" Finale (Photo: ABC)

‘The Bachelorette’: Des Gets Her Man, Next ‘Bachelor’ Revealed

On Monday night’s “The Bachelorette” finale, the lovesick, oily-faced audience and the rest of America saw a girl all finally growed up! After fugly crying her brains out after losing Brooks, Des experienced an epiphany: She realized she deserves to be loved fully, richly and poetically! Thus, she fell into the arms of the ever […]

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A Dramatic ‘Bachelorette’ Finale: Who Did Desiree Choose?

It was only one episode ago that “Bachelorette” viewers were left shell-shocked after front-runner 28-year-old sales rep Brooks Forester decided he didn’t want a future with Desiree Hartsock. So that left two suitors clamoring for her affections, Drew Kenney and Chris Siegfried. Would Desiree abandon them because of her professed love for Brooks? Or would […]

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Juan Pablo Galavis Is Favorite to Become New ‘Bachelor’

We may be very close to a new “Bachelor.” The current frontrunner is rumored to be none other than recently booted “Bachelorette” contestant Juan Pablo Galavis, who’s allegedly being courted to star in Season 18 of “The Bachelor,” according to E! News. Galavis made a memorable impression on the most recent edition of “The Bachelorette,” […]

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"The Bachelorette" Desiree Hartsock (Photo: ABC)

The ‘Bachelorette Men Tell All’: Heartbroken Zach Sings, Manipulative James Stings

Monday night’s “The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All” was like watching an exact repeat of the entire season thus far sprinkled with 70-year-old Grandma Ethels in the audience clapping and letting their bingo wings flap, along with Pollyanna 8th graders wearing D.I.Y. ‘My Pablo Wants Juan Pablo’ T-shirts, sans their Robocop retainers.

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"The Bachelorette": Desiree and Brooks (Photo: ABC)

‘The Bachelorette’: Des Falls in Love With a Contestant But He Has Doubts

On Monday night’s “The Bachelorette,” Des and her five guinea pigs flew out to the paradisiacal island of Madeira, Portugal! Luckily for the men, Des decided to go relatively roseless in order to enjoy her time on all the dates but left room in the end to obliterate someone’s heart at the cocktail party.

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Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock put her male suitors to a Spanish soccer test Monday night on "The Bachelorette" (Photo: ABC)

‘Bachelorette’ Recap: Des Can’t Let Go of James, But Does He Survive?

The gang on Monday night’s “Bachelorette” headed on over to Bar-the-lona, Spain, where the cervezas bubbled over almost as much as James’ b.s.! In the context of the show’s history — my, my, has much changed! Gone are the days of keeping mum about other contestants’ sneaky motivations! Des’ guys have morphed into a new […]

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‘The Bachelorette’: Men Begin to Leave, Betray and Flip Out on Desiree in Germany

On Monday night’s “The Bachelorette,” Des and her home boys ventured out to a land known for their gummy bears, Marienplatz, and enviable giant sausages … Munich, Germany! Danke very much! But while Des began falling for some of the men, little did she know there were some others who turned out to be shadier […]

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