‘Bachelorette’ Recap: Duped and Dumped By a Demon

For those of you who have skim-milk endowments and fear you’re second-rate goods, last night’s “Bachelorette” was an empathetic ode to you via Ashley’s devastatingly crappola experience! Not only was her mojo smashed at the Comedy Club, but she was also eviscerated and secretly laughed at by the sadistic subhumanoid Bentley, whose motives were so […]

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Drunken ‘Bachelorette’ Contestant Tim: ‘Nerves Definitely Got the Best of Me’

Hiccup. On Monday’s season premiere of “The Bachelorette,” 35-year-old Tim McCormack drank himself into reality TV dating oblivion before even having a chance to speak with Ashley Hebert. Viewers were left scratching their heads (and cackling on their backs). But before Ashley politely gave him the boot, the liquor distributor from Lawwng Island, New York, […]

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‘Bachelor Pad’ Season 2 Cast Revealed

Although ABC’s ready for “Bachelorette” dentist-in-training Ashley Hebert to drill her way into America’s hearts on May 23rd (8/7c), fans of the “Bachelor Pad” are already getting tispy from the news that a toxic cocktail of misfits have been cast for the summertime spin-off. On Ryan Seacrest’s radio show on Monday, the hardest working hobbit […]

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Heartbreaker Brad Womack to Be the Next ‘Bachelor’?

Move over ‘Bachelor’ potentials Chris Lambton and Ty Brown—here comes runaway (wannabe) groom Brad Womack to ABC’s rescue?! Sources say the 37-year-old Texan—who’s famous for breaking both Deanna Pappas and Jenni Croft’s hearts in 2007 on the Season 11 finale by choosing no one—is close to sealing the deal for another round of heartbreaking as […]

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