"The Bachelorette" Desiree Hartsock (Photo: ABC)

The ‘Bachelorette Men Tell All’: Heartbroken Zach Sings, Manipulative James Stings

Monday night’s “The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All” was like watching an exact repeat of the entire season thus far sprinkled with 70-year-old Grandma Ethels in the audience clapping and letting their bingo wings flap, along with Pollyanna 8th graders wearing D.I.Y. ‘My Pablo Wants Juan Pablo’ T-shirts, sans their Robocop retainers.

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‘The Bachelorette’: Men Begin to Leave, Betray and Flip Out on Desiree in Germany

On Monday night’s “The Bachelorette,” Des and her home boys ventured out to a land known for their gummy bears, Marienplatz, and enviable giant sausages … Munich, Germany! Danke very much! But while Des began falling for some of the men, little did she know there were some others who turned out to be shadier […]

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‘Bachelorette’ Recap: Des Discovers a Maneater and a Cheater

“You’re a lying, cheating, deceitful pig!” a lady with bulimic cheeks screamed at one of the guys on Monday night’s “Bachelorette”—and it wasn’t Des! In an attempt to keep the drama alive, the show pulled out as much dirt as it possibly could muster by inviting a psychotic girlfriend of one of the dishonest contestants […]

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‘Bachelorette’ Premiere Recap: Desiree Gets Pressured into a ‘Fantasy Suite’

Monday night’s “Bachelorette” season premiere, starring Desiree Hartsock as Katie Holmes, ignited with spectacular fireworks! There was magic (literally)! A knight in shining armor (literally)! An exhibitionist (literally)! And major sexual harassment of the fantasy suite nature (like, literally)! [xfinity-record-button id=”5462365290382977112″ program_type=”series”] But despite all the glitz and glam, Dezzy Des remained grounded…why? Because she […]

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Update: ‘The Bachelor’ Wants Masters Winner Adam Scott, Adam Scott Not Interested

UPDATE: Sorry, ladies. The Masters champion Adam Scott won’t be joining the “Bachelor Nation,” despite an online campaign clamoring for the Aussie hunk to be the next “Bachelor.” The pro golfer does have a girlfriend after all and won’t be needing reality TV’s help at finding love (not that he ever would have considered it […]

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