Desiree and Chris in "The Bachelorette" Finale (Photo: ABC)

‘The Bachelorette’: Des Gets Her Man, Next ‘Bachelor’ Revealed

On Monday night’s “The Bachelorette” finale, the lovesick, oily-faced audience and the rest of America saw a girl all finally growed up! After fugly crying her brains out after losing Brooks, Des experienced an epiphany: She realized she deserves to be loved fully, richly and poetically! Thus, she fell into the arms of the ever […]

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"The Bachelorette": Desiree and Brooks (Photo: ABC)

‘The Bachelorette’: Des Falls in Love With a Contestant But He Has Doubts

On Monday night’s “The Bachelorette,” Des and her five guinea pigs flew out to the paradisiacal island of Madeira, Portugal! Luckily for the men, Des decided to go relatively roseless in order to enjoy her time on all the dates but left room in the end to obliterate someone’s heart at the cocktail party.

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‘Bachelorette’ Recap: Des Discovers a Maneater and a Cheater

“You’re a lying, cheating, deceitful pig!” a lady with bulimic cheeks screamed at one of the guys on Monday night’s “Bachelorette”—and it wasn’t Des! In an attempt to keep the drama alive, the show pulled out as much dirt as it possibly could muster by inviting a psychotic girlfriend of one of the dishonest contestants […]

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