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‘Bachelorette’ Recap: Des Discovers a Maneater and a Cheater

“You’re a lying, cheating, deceitful pig!” a lady with bulimic cheeks screamed at one of the guys on Monday night’s “Bachelorette”—and it wasn’t Des! In an attempt to keep the drama alive, the show pulled out as much dirt as it possibly could muster by inviting a psychotic girlfriend of one of the dishonest contestants […]

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‘Bachelorette’ Premiere Recap: Desiree Gets Pressured into a ‘Fantasy Suite’

Monday night’s “Bachelorette” season premiere, starring Desiree Hartsock as Katie Holmes, ignited with spectacular fireworks! There was magic (literally)! A knight in shining armor (literally)! An exhibitionist (literally)! And major sexual harassment of the fantasy suite nature (like, literally)! [xfinity-record-button id=”5462365290382977112″ program_type=”series”] But despite all the glitz and glam, Dezzy Des remained grounded…why? Because she […]

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‘The Bachelorette’ Season Premiere: 7.5 Highlights You Won’t Want to Miss

The reprieve is over: Are you ready for makeout sessions, tears of joy and rage, apes grunting, exotic locales, hideous bouffants, fantasy suites, and a possible Neil Lane ring on it (with a potential contractual spot on “Dancing With the Stars”)? Are you ready for Suri Cruise to have a responsible, loving stepfather?

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