‘Jersey Shore’ Recap: Deena Gets Bi-licious, Snooki Denies Smushing Sitch

Last night’s “Jersey Shore” played out like a dirty, gorilla juicy graphic novel: The pages were filled with salacious “twinning,” the most unholy of reunions, a case of premeditated revenge, and Deena trying to pump the entire Italian peninsula. Oh, if only life at the Italian pad could be filled with simpler, child-like moments—like watching […]

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‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Snags Six-Figure Raise

With all the smushing and partying going on at the “Jersey Shore,” the lines between reality and reality TV have become heinously blurred. According to EW, the gorilla-juice-head representin’ cast has received a massive raise, and the more popular cast members are rumored to be receiving at least $100K per episode. Can you imagine how […]

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Hot Clips: Joy Behar Gets Even With Snooki

Well, that didn’t take long. Only a couple days after “Jersey Shore” pals Snooki and JWoww trashed Joy Behar and Barbara Walters in a homemade video posted on YouTube, the women of “The View” fired back. “I didn’t know they let cameras into AA meetings,” snapped Behar. Walters added a few choice comments of her […]

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‘Jersey Shore’ Recap: A House Divided

Last night’s ‘Jersey Shore’ episode was the type of drama that made me want to bash my head into a dinner plate! Talk about a nightmare within Metropole Apartments, yo! Within a span of 60 minutes, we experienced friendships inexplicably destroyed; yanked-out weaves and French manicures strewn on the floor; Sam and cheating Ron’s love […]

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‘Jersey Shore’ Recap: Sammi’s Punch Drunk Love

Last night’s ‘Jersey Shore’ is what youse guys were all waiting for, wasn’t it? You sick puppies! Instead of channeling her wrath on her Mutant Man Whore Ron, Sammi goes buck wacky on Snooks and especially JWoww—just because they don’t fess up to writing the Ron-Makes-Out-With-Fat-Girls note! What da hellage? Who cares who wrote the […]

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