Updated: Michaele Salahi Found—With Journey Guitarist

UPDATED: It looks like Michaele was indeed abducted—by love! According to the latest report by TMZ, the flighty blond has run away into the “Open Arms” of Journey’s lead guitarist, Neal Schon! Apparently, she fled to Nashville the night before to watch her lover’s band play alongside Foreigner and is currently in Memphis with him, […]

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‘Real Housewives of D.C.’ Finale, Pt. 2 Recap: The Salahis Can’t Handle the Truth

Watching the Salahis on the ‘Real Housewives of D.C.‘ reunion finale was one of the most fascinating TV mind trips I’ve ever had—and that says heaps given the fact that I watch Bob Ross’ ‘The Joy of Painting’ like, all the time! At every turn ‘The Bonnie and Clyde of D.C.’ denied any wrongdoing on […]

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‘Real Housewives Of D.C.’ Reunion Recap: Catfights on Capitol Hill!

I was expecting to see Michaele Salahi skewered like an unmarinated chicken kabob on last night’s ‘Real Housewives of D.C.’ Reunion, Part Uno—and while Lynda, Cat, Stacie, and Mary did a pretty good job at sticking it to the trouble-making fame luster, I was slightly disappointed that Cat didn’t transform into Teresa Giudice and body […]

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‘Real Housewives of D.C.’ Recap: Daddy Will Make It All Better

In last night’s installment of the ‘Real Housewives of D.C.,’ we learned some mind-blowing lessons: Facebook can’t solve the world’s problems; fashion can bolster the relations of two countries but can’t do diddly squat for Cat and Erika; and last but not least, Michaele is not human—she’s a silly cartoon character. I’ve been eagerly counting […]

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‘DC Housewives’ Star Lynda Erkiletian: Don’t Call Me A Cougar

When you hear the words “energy field” and “centered” within the ‘Real Housewives’ franchise, the ominous presence of Danielle Staub might flash before your petrified eyeballs! But fear not: This time they’re coming from ‘Real Housewives of DC’ Lynda Erkiletian, and her temperament is a lot more synonymous with the enigmatic ‘Love and Light’ we […]

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