Gleecap: McKinley High Catches Disco Fever

Interior decorating as Sue sees it: Nothing pulls together a living room quite like a lit-from-within, shatterproof Plexiglas dance floor. Other useful information from this week’s “Glee” includes that a bull testicle tastes just like a chicken testicle, and chubby house cats are a cheap and effective source for maid services. As always, Brittany, we […]

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Gleecap: Quinn’s Post-Crash Fate is Revealed

You have to appreciate a show that resolves its cliffhangers less than 60 seconds into its first episode back. Quinn lived! Finn and Rachel didn’t get married! David Boreanaz won full custody of his baby with Sue! (The last one is a prediction of how the next nail-biter will play out.) So the episode starts […]

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‘The Bachelor’: Call Of The Wild

Last night’s “Bachelor” was a “Nat Geo Wild” extravaganza as Brad took his three remaining minxes to South Africa! “I have no clue what I’m doing!” he exclaimed, and from the looks of it, we couldn’t agree more! And to make things worse, he managed to have less game in the fantasy suite department than […]

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‘The Bachelor’: Tales From The Crypt

Things were getting really familiar on last night’s “Bachelor” when Brad took on his biggest adventure yet—hometown dates! With Chantal O., Ashley H., Shawntel N., and Emily opening their hearts even more by introducing their loved ones, the Texan got a taste of what it’d be like to share his life with the variety of […]

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‘Bachelor’ Recap: One Black Eye and a Trail of Tears

In last night’s “Bachelor” installment, we saw Brad 2.0 coming to grips with his sexual emotional freedom! Although he reassured many of the ladies that his package had a special tingle for each, his boundless affection for all made all feel not-so-special…well, except for Michelle (but mentally unstable stalkers don’t really count). While tears and […]

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‘Bachelor’ Recap: Tears For Jeers

It’s about that time of the season again. The Crazies have emerged from “The Bachelor,” and boy, have they got each other reeling! But the question is: Whatever will Brad do about it? Will he allow them to tear each other’s weaves apart, or will he pull out all the stops and tell them he’s […]

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‘Jersey Shore’ Recap: Sammi’s Punch Drunk Love

Last night’s ‘Jersey Shore’ is what youse guys were all waiting for, wasn’t it? You sick puppies! Instead of channeling her wrath on her Mutant Man Whore Ron, Sammi goes buck wacky on Snooks and especially JWoww—just because they don’t fess up to writing the Ron-Makes-Out-With-Fat-Girls note! What da hellage? Who cares who wrote the […]

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