Live Report from the Academy Awards

Tonight’s the night. In about half an hour, the 82nd Annual Academy Awards will start broadcasting live from Hollywood, California. There are many, many attractive people here, and out on the red carpet, Avatar star Sam Worthington made a point to tell the entire crowd that “this is f-ing unbelievable.” I’m sitting here live in […]

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John Malkovich & Anne Hathaway vs. Spider-Man?

Here’s the latest weird rumor about the villain plans for Sam Raimi’s long-awaited Spider-Man 4. Although everyone’s been waiting for Dylan Baker’s Dr. Curt Connors to make his inevitable transformation into the Lizard, that may still be on hold in favor of always-excellently-villainous John Malkovich stepping into the role of the surly bald creep Adrian […]

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‘Twilight: New Moon’ Shatters Opening Day Records

Holy Glittery Vampires, Batman! The Twilight Saga: New Moon has broken The Dark Knight’s record $67.2 million biggest opening day box office haul of all time by posting $72.7 million on Friday alone. This was helped along by also breaking the Batman sequel’s $18.5 million record for the biggest midnight opening of all time by […]

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“Transformers” Breaks Records

Despite mixed reviews and complaints of vaguely racist robots on par with Jar Jar Binks, Michael Bay’s Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen not only scored the best midnight run ever for a Wednesday movie (third-best overall behind The Dark Knight and Revenge of the Sith) with $16 million, it smashed the record overall opening for […]

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“Twilight” Sweeps MTV Movie Awards

To the surprise of absolutely no one, glitter-sparkle vampire flick Twilight swept the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, winning in five categories. It won so many golden popcorn trophies that they couldn’t hold on to all of them, as Kristen Stewart bobbled and dropped her award for Best Female Performance in the middle of her speech. […]

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