Retraction Time: Kasey Kahl Admits He & Vienna Girardi Are Done

This just in: Kasey Kahl (a.k.a. Guard-and-Protect-Your-Heart Maestro) confirms that he and fellow “Bachelor Pad 2” star Vienna Girardi split up over a month ago, despite his vehement denials to the press just last week, reports ET. This also just in: We’re majorly confused on why he lied…but something in our unguarded, unprotected hearts kinda […]

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Report: Kasey Kahl Denies He & Vienna Are Dunzo

Update: Despite Tuesday’s reports that Kasey Kahl and Vienna Girardi are Splitsville, Kasey claims to the contrary—even though a source confirms to Us Weekly that his beloved has indeed moved back to Florida. “We’re just doing [the relationship] long distance right now,” Kasey tells the mag. “It’s for the best.” Our initial thoughts when hearing […]

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‘Bachelor Pad’: Holly Harbors a Hapless Heart and Melissa Has a Meltdown

Thanks to ABC’s ratings ploy, Jake’s anti-climactic farewell was broadcast on last night’s “Bachelor Pad,” but considering we’ve been enduring his and Kienna’s (i.e. Kasey + Vienna’s) prepubescent kerfuffle for a few weeks now, we’re just plain ovah it. However, the Tickle-Me-Texan’s exit didn’t deprive us of cracked-out love triangles. Thanks to the serpentine moves […]

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Interview: Vienna Denies She and Kasey Are Getting Their Own Reality Show

Vienna Girardi doesn’t understand why some of you dislike her. But she does understand that she’s part of the emotional trine of dysfunction—along with ex Jake Pavelka and new man Kasey Kahl—that has catapulted “Bachelor Pad” to one of the must-see shows on Monday nights. As for those reports swirling around that she and her […]

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‘Bachelor Pad’ Shocker: Jake Rallies the Troops Against Kasey—But Does He Triumph?

There’s a reason why “Bachelor Pad” can’t ever be compared with “Survivor” in regard to strategy—because unlike its CBS predecessor, this gang decided to switch brains with billy goats before coming on the show. With the exception of a very few, these directionless souls moped around last night like a bunch of namby-pambies, terrified to […]

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Late-Night Funny Business Leads Week’s Top Five

It was an embarrassment of riches this week on TV, a motherlode of entertaining moments presenting only one challenge: How to whittle ’em down to just five. Here’s what we came up with: Conan’s farewell to George Lopez: The big TV news story of the week was TBS’s decision to cancel “Lopez Tonight,” essentially cutting […]

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Did ABC Lie to Vienna About Jake Being on ‘Bachelor Pad’?

As if seeing her and Jake Pavelka’s dramatic shenanigans on Monday night’s “Bachelor Pad” weren’t enough, Vienna Girardi is speaking up once again on the matter—but this time she’s taking ABC down with her! Chatting with the New York Post Thursday, the controversial reality star implied that the network fibbed about Jake being a no-show […]

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